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awwww-cute:

Just give it to me straight doc

awwww-cute:

Just give it to me straight doc

(via soldierofinquisition)

— 9 hours ago with 27145 notes

spermbanker:

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

(via downish)

— 22 hours ago with 203270 notes

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

(via anirresistiblysexyperson)

— 22 hours ago with 455497 notes

alegbra:

fun tip: instead of asking random bloggers what something is, google it because this is 2013 and you’re already on the internet

(via cubdrawn)

— 22 hours ago with 119019 notes

spicebus:

"if someone said that about gay peo-"

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"what did straight people ever do t-"

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"straight people have problems t-"

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"as a straight person, I-"

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(via crimsoncliff)

— 1 day ago with 961 notes

lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

(via downish)

— 1 day ago with 40637 notes