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Ask me anything   Submit   21, military and I'm getting too old for this. I love animals and obsessed with languages. Avid video game player and I just like eating and sleeping.

compromisedanalintegrity:

thespiritfox:

We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish. 

& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves. 

See you in Valhalla my friend. 

Sail, Ragnar. Sail. 

you set your little girl’s dead fish on fire in front of her eyes this is incredible

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bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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dutchster:

"you don’t beat around the bush, do you?" my neighbor asks as i masturbate vigorously onto his shrubbery

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popiscle:

Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man

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